A human – or a council of homo sapien sapiens must have told God how long a day was and a few other things. There are great story tellers and scribes among them at the ready to spin a tale here, cut and paste there, and edit with a philisophical quill
If you wish in one hand and crap in the other…see which gets filled first?
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you are, the faster it goes!
Sex is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Men and snowstorms…you never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long they’ll last!
If Shakespeare is the eternal bard, why is he not alive?
Can you honestly say “no” to my question?
i love these i cant belive i have never seen a single one of these before.
i fapped
i also fapped but twice as hard as the guy above me.
Man who stands on back of toilet…..is high on pot!!
Man who takes laxatives and viagra….never know wether coming or going
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Why legs are smelling and nose is running?
My mind hurts…
I believe I can answer a couple of these.
How does one fap with no hands? Tantric fapping
Why legs smell and nose run? You tried to have sex with a sleeping prostitute
Is it a meme because you declare it to be, or do you declare it to be a meme because it is one?
Ah, good old Euthyphro!
Loosing cloning competetion, is bad gene-rally….
Has any1 seen weegee, missed him for so long
4Chan FTW
Man who go through airport turnstile sideways, going to bangkok
THE SQUARE ROOT OF 2 SIDES OF AN ISOSOLIES IT EQUAL TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF THE REMAINING SIDE
thats a right angle triangle
Life is like a shit sandwich,the more bread you,ve got,the easier it is to swallow
i think itsv the less bread you have the easier to swallow
Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Haha good one !
God theirs so much scene in all of these hehehe lolz
i love you.
all of you.
If the earth is floating around in space, are not all pens space pens?
its… are we human or are we dancer! NOT dancers!!!!
hey sarah, i think you will find that all subjects are open to interpretation, and which ever interpretation prevails in that of power and not truth.
i know im hot but i wil never sleep with myself !!!!!
If Satan knows about the apocalypse and his destiny, why does he still carry on being evil?
I always lie.
lol’d at the chem ppt one
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Will using a hair color remover kit make my hair transparent?
THERE WAS WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET.
Baseball is silly game. Man with four balls cannot walk.
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Any religion makes perfect sense if you don’t think about it.
A human – or a council of homo sapien sapiens must have told God how long a day was
and a few other things. There are great story tellers and scribes among them at the ready to spin a tale here, cut and paste there, and edit with a philisophical quill
Anything is possible if you don’t know what your doing.
there’s a snake in my boots
Even nothing is something…
If actions are stronger than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?
Writing is an action.
defending your own right and being stubborn are just the same.
Don’t take life too seriously-
No one gets out alive anyway.
Man who takes laxatives and viagra…Even nothing is something…
http://google.com
http://dinopedia.ru – nobody cares, but Philosoraptor is a symbol of dinopedia
If you wish in one hand and crap in the other…see which gets filled first?
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you are, the faster it goes!
Sex is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Men and snowstorms…you never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long they’ll last!
I guess the meme is old now.